Moving on to the second job of clearing out the
chimpanzee house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at
two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he
says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the
South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked and stung by the bees. He grabs
the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into
the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to
another lion and says, "What's the food like here?"
The other lions say, "Absolutely brilliant.
Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."
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A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him,
and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look
buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond.
The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell
that blond joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says,
"Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
